Post by Kii on Aug 14, 2007 15:34:58 GMT -5
If this offends people let me know and I will delete it, I just thought that this was a very intererting artical and I wanted to see what everyone else thought.
What whould you do if your cat turned out to be less then normal? Would you kill it, give it away, keep it, blame it's 'problems' on something else or treasure it as it's own unqiue self? I was scanning through Google pictures when I found this:
Before anyone asks, yes that is a REAL cat. It was borm that way and has only lived as long as it has thanks to the considerate care from it's owners. But what I find even more amazing is what is getting blamed for the way this cat looks. Do you know what it is? Gay Marriage. Yep, it is. How wrong is that? You can read the origanal artical here. I have also quoted it below.
However, the stuff that is not in qoutes is my personal opinion, once again, if you offended by anything here let me know and I will delete it promptly.
Umm hello? If it's logically sound where is your prof of it? How can you be sure that it is gay couples causing this and not all the s*** that you are dumping into our earth?
Ok what hapened to disney that they had to "undo the damage" for, and I, for one, would pay more money to go to florida and see a four headed alligator then to go there when it only had plain one headed ones. I mean, you know how cool that would be? And to se how it lived and.... sorry getting off topic...
turtle orgys! LOL
What whould you do if your cat turned out to be less then normal? Would you kill it, give it away, keep it, blame it's 'problems' on something else or treasure it as it's own unqiue self? I was scanning through Google pictures when I found this:
Before anyone asks, yes that is a REAL cat. It was borm that way and has only lived as long as it has thanks to the considerate care from it's owners. But what I find even more amazing is what is getting blamed for the way this cat looks. Do you know what it is? Gay Marriage. Yep, it is. How wrong is that? You can read the origanal artical here. I have also quoted it below.
However, the stuff that is not in qoutes is my personal opinion, once again, if you offended by anything here let me know and I will delete it promptly.
Following the discovery of a two headed turtle in Great Britain, President Bush spoke out against Gay Marriages, once again, claiming that they are to blame for the sudden increase in multiheaded animals making the headlines in the news.
“I am in no doubt,” he stated to the assembled press, “That Gay Marriages are to blame for the appearance of abhorrent multiheaded creatures in an otherwise perfect nature. Just as God intended men to marry women, he intended creatures to only have one head. And that argument, people, is logicfiably sound.”
“I am in no doubt,” he stated to the assembled press, “That Gay Marriages are to blame for the appearance of abhorrent multiheaded creatures in an otherwise perfect nature. Just as God intended men to marry women, he intended creatures to only have one head. And that argument, people, is logicfiably sound.”
Umm hello? If it's logically sound where is your prof of it? How can you be sure that it is gay couples causing this and not all the s*** that you are dumping into our earth?
The President immediately assigned a task force to analyse the data, and to come up with strategies to prevent the existence of multiheaded creatures happening again. The scientists immediately analysed the data from the two cases to make the headlines in 2004 and discovered they have both taken place in Great Britain.
After a phone call with the President, Prime Minister Tony Blair made a televised announcement to the nation, urging Britons to stand ‘shoulder to shoulder’ with America. He explained that it was impossible for two headed creatures to do this properly as they only had one shoulder per head. As for creatures with three heads or more Mr Blair explained he couldn’t get his head around the logistics of head-shoulder ownership in those cases.
Critics of Mr Bush claim that 2 headed turtles are not uncommon in nature, it is just they rarely live longer than a year and before the advent of 24 hour news channels and the Internet they rarely made the news because there was normally more important things to broadcast – such as Vietnam and the death of Princess Diana.
Mr Bush dismissed the criticisms asking what was next:
“Who knows what could be next. At the moment we’ve just seen three headed frogs and two headed turtles. What about a 4 headed alligator, it would only take one mauled American family, or 5 mauled European ones, to seriously damage Florida’s reputation as a credible tourist attraction. I mean, we’ve only just managed to undo the damage caused to it by Disneyland.”
After a phone call with the President, Prime Minister Tony Blair made a televised announcement to the nation, urging Britons to stand ‘shoulder to shoulder’ with America. He explained that it was impossible for two headed creatures to do this properly as they only had one shoulder per head. As for creatures with three heads or more Mr Blair explained he couldn’t get his head around the logistics of head-shoulder ownership in those cases.
Critics of Mr Bush claim that 2 headed turtles are not uncommon in nature, it is just they rarely live longer than a year and before the advent of 24 hour news channels and the Internet they rarely made the news because there was normally more important things to broadcast – such as Vietnam and the death of Princess Diana.
Mr Bush dismissed the criticisms asking what was next:
“Who knows what could be next. At the moment we’ve just seen three headed frogs and two headed turtles. What about a 4 headed alligator, it would only take one mauled American family, or 5 mauled European ones, to seriously damage Florida’s reputation as a credible tourist attraction. I mean, we’ve only just managed to undo the damage caused to it by Disneyland.”
Ok what hapened to disney that they had to "undo the damage" for, and I, for one, would pay more money to go to florida and see a four headed alligator then to go there when it only had plain one headed ones. I mean, you know how cool that would be? And to se how it lived and.... sorry getting off topic...
Researchers though were quick to undermine Mr Bush’s theories. Professor Chuck Hankman was quick to correct the President:
“Whatever Mr Bush may think, it would take our best geneticists decades to create a 4 headed alligator. And as for the gay connection, that turtle is the product of a heterosexual relationship, or a perhaps a fourway tortoise orgy.”
“Whatever Mr Bush may think, it would take our best geneticists decades to create a 4 headed alligator. And as for the gay connection, that turtle is the product of a heterosexual relationship, or a perhaps a fourway tortoise orgy.”
turtle orgys! LOL
